You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Sober January is a disaster.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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