I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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