Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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