my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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