so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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