She just used a chaser for red wine.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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