real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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