careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
