Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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