FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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