Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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