Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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