Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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