after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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