Ambien. No doubt about it.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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