it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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