She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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