I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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