Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'

(617): View more from Massachusetts

we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom

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(203): View more from Connecticut

she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...

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(802): View more from Vermont

I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.

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(972): View more from Texas

Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving

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(254): View more from Texas

It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Hippo gnu deer

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(224): View more from Illinois

This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.

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Too low?

(224): View more from Illinois

Yes.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.

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(904): View more from Florida

I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.

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