would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...