Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(212): View more from New York

I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant

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(253): View more from Washington

Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab

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I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.

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(347): View more from New York

Need sex. Gaining weight.

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(909): View more from California

i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.

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(443): View more from Maryland

i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?

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(289): View more from Ontario

Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.

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(817): View more from Texas

I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment

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(315): View more from New York

I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.

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