i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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