I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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