Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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