Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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