remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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