you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
the raccoons are back...
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