Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm like, not good at living.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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