You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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