I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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