I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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