Don't you send me to vm
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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