I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I skipped work to stalk him.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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