A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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