she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
accomplished twins. life is a go
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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