i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I smell stomach acid.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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