I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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