i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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