wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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