Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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