is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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