my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
what if I'm pregnant?
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I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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