She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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