are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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