Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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