Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think I won the penis lottery.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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