Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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