Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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