gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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