She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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