if only i could text you this smell
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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