handjob tips. give me some.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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