Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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