I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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