The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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